Vanessa Middleborough Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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Hi, I'm hot and ready to meet new people 💕 ️ If you like a woman to be smart, sexy, beautiful and charming, you're on the right track! I'm a sexy girl, very excited to meet new gentlemen and .

I’m all jittery specially when work gets in the way – gotta juggle romance and bugs in code. Sometimes, the app pings me at odd hours – jinx! – and I remember a moment near Lakeside Park, where a first date almost turned tragic 'cause my phone wouldn't shut up. And that day – so many typos, so many vibes – reminded me life’s not perfect.

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