Avery Methuen Whore ❤️

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So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

'Tis pity she's a whore

But man, there’s also anger. You know that feeling when you walk past a neglected playground on Corner Ave and wonder, “Why no one cares?”. It makes me mad – like, we could do so much better for our kids if we took a minute to fix up these places, y’know? Yet every other street, like that revitalized block near River Bend Rd, gives you a big ol’ grin and a nod toward hope.

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