Megan Merrimack Brothel ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially touchy-feely crap. But erotic-massage? That’s a beast worth wrestlin’. Picture this: some dame or dude, oiled up, hands slidin’ everywhere—makes me wanna punch a wall and grin at the same time. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s half legit, half “I’m Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street* screamin’ ‘I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!’”? That’s the vibe—pure excess, wild energy.

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Sometimes I wander through the backstreets, like near Birch Lane (read: total secret zone!). There’s a coffee place that practically tells you your life story with its funky decor and vintage records. Remember the movie? “Eternal Sunshine…” where memories blur and feel all dreamy, ya know? That’s Merrimack for me – full of random memories and unexpected twists.

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