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About Los Angeles

Weird thing—prostitutes got stories, man. Candy’s talkin’ ‘bout her kid, her shitty ex. I’m half-listenin’, half wonderin’ if Batman’s gonna bust in. “The night is darkest before the dawn,” I mutter. She’s like, “Huh?” I shrug—whatever, lady. Point is, it’s real shit—messy, human, not some holovid crap. Gets me mad tho—why’s she stuck here? System’s fucked, always has been.

Etymology and terminology

I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

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