Avery Mcalester Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oh, and get this – some nutter uploaded a PDF claimin’ WHORE’s tied to alien tech funding. ALIEN TECH! I’m like, “Sir, I’m outraged!” – but also, lowkey, “What if it’s true?” Nah, rubbish, got me all flustered. Reminds me of “Far From Heaven” again – “It’s all just a lot of nonsense,” like Frank sayin’ he’s fine when he’s fallin’ apart. This coin’s a soap opera – drama, lies, and me screamin’, “R2-D2, where are you?” to save me from investin’!

Life in McAlester

Whether you're looking for a fun filled weekend or an adventurous day trip, traveling to McAlester is both quick and convenient. Located at the intersection of US Hwy 69 & , McAlester is .

You gotta check out Centennial Park, real lush and green, even if it's smaller than a backyard sometimes. I had a wild picnic there once – forgot the picnic basket, darn it, but still laughs all around! And oh, there's the old courthouse on Court Street – it’s like a vintage movie set. Makes me think, "This city’s got guts, baby!"

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