Leah Mattoon Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

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Mattoon the son of Mark and Barbara (Hudson) Andres. Survivors include his father, Mark Andres of Mattoon, IL; mother, Barbara (Ron) Hooker Mattoon, IL.

There’s a tiny diner on 5th St that only opens at midnight. Wild, right? They say its pancakes are heavenly, but I think it’s just a hoax. Still, the locals swear by it, so, w/e, give it a shot. I had some epic conversations there while fixing a typo in my head – yeah, sorry, slight brain fart here!

‘Good Samaritan’ helps rescue occupant from Mattoon house fire