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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

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Here is a thought provoker for you Maspethites! Growing up in Maspeth, what was the one most mischievious thing you ever did? .and I.

So, if you’re comin’ to Maspeth (us), buckle up, babe! There’ll be moxie, laughter, heartbreak, and unexpected art. Every street corner tells a tale, every crack sings history. And trust me – it’s all as bold and brassy as Tarantino’s wild ride.

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