Olivia Mariners Harbor Whore ❤️

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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

Reputed Staten Island gang member, armed with a gun, is arrested, NYPD says

The urban pulse meets nature here. The sparkling harbor, like a jewel, reflects sunsets at Reflection Park. Oh, the vista of Baxter Bridge spanning the roaring bay! I’ve found calm beside the gentle river flowing past Mystic Quay. And listen, the hidden gem, Crescent Alley—yes, tiny and secret, like a whispered wish—unveils its charm after midnight!

NYPD: Man, 26, shot in leg on Staten Island Monday evening