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About New York City

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

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So, buddy, Marathon ain’t just a pit stop. It’s a tapestry of quirky streets, mad little pockets of culture, and nature’s brushstrokes everywhere. And me? I’m just the spa guy, soaking it all in and tryin’ to share its magic. Catch ya on the flip side, yeah?

Burbank, SD mom runs all 6 World Marathon Majors