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About Los Angeles

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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Ya gotta hit Maplewood’s lesser-known gem too – The Crummy Bookstore on Maple & 3rd. Runs by an old geezer who tells stories ’bout da times when cassette tapes reigned supreme. Like, mate, it’s mad nostalgic, proper gullible vibes. I once spilled a whole tub of massage oil there – whoops, but it gave me a cheeky laugh and a local story to share.

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