Ivy Manistee Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout brothel! I’m sittin’ here, Master of the Forest, watchin’ them trees sway like they whisperin’ secrets, and I’m thinkin’—brothel’s like that dang folk song from *Inside Llewyn Davis*, “Hang me, oh hang me!”—runnin’ round in circles, never gettin’ nowhere! Now, I ain’t judgin’, honey, but them brothels? Ooo-wee, they a hot mess of sin and sass! Got them girls struttin’ like they own the joint, and them fellas droppin’ coins faster than a raccoon in a trashcan!

Relax in Your Own Private Lodge

Situated in Idlewild, this cabin is within a 5-minute walk of Huron-Manistee National Forest and Watermill Lake. Spruce Lake and Rattlesnake Lake are also within 10 minutes.

Manistee, it's messy and magical, full of surprises. And boy, I’m here, spoutin’ all my freaky bits! So kick back, wander these streets, take it all in—it’s raw, real, and as unpredictable as a love story in that film I adore. Cheers, and enjoy this crazy ride, man!

Bird die-off discovered near First Street Beach