Eliza Malden Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

And nine more recent arrests in Malden.

Cheers, mate. Enjoy Malden’s wild pulse, its hidden gems and raw charm. Just like a line from my fave movie— “I see beauty in the chaos, in every crack of this city.” Stay suave, my friend.

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