Valentina Macclenny Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

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So there ya have it, buddy. Macclenny (us) ain’t just a dot on the map – it’s a bloody carnival of life, unexpected and brimming with tales that make you laugh, cry, or get a sudden hunger for fava beans. Come over soon – we’ll drive down, get a slice of that real town life, and maybe even share a spot where “I ate his liver with fava beans,” meets a whole lotta heart. Cheers!

Neil Bernard "The Grape Man" O Donnell Iii Obituary (2024) - Macclenny, FL - Ferreira Funeral Services (Macclenny)