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About Philadelphia

I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

Man, there’s a rad waterfront park called Tranquil Park, right next to the lazy river Gloam. The river whispers like, “In the water, i saw the unspoken,” and dude, that kinda reminds me of that trippy scene from Tropical Malady. Crazy, huh?

Not Mandakini, but this actress Raj Kapoor's first choice for Ram Teri Ganga Maili, she was dropped for being