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Alright, mate, listen up—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I’m diving into this “whore” gig, yeah? Not the street corner type, nah, I mean the All-Russian classifier version—some dusty job code prolly lost in a Soviet filing cabinet. Picture it: some chick in a bleak-ass office, 1980s vibes, smokin’ a cig, stampin’ papers, callin’ herself a “specialist in horizontal negotiations.” Hah! That’s the kinda whore I’m talkin’ ‘bout—bureaucratic as hell, but sneaky clever.

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First off, let me start by saying: Main Street, especially along 1st Ave, is where all the magic happens. I stroll those blocks and think, "This is my realm," kind of like how Riley felt all those crazy emotions in Inside Out, ya know? Across the street at the old café on Baker St, sometimes I overhear love confessions like in the best romcom – sometimes sweet, sometimes downright messy.

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