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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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Honestly, Lynden’s got that unpredictable charm. It’s got quirks that make you smile one minute and drive you mad the next. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of chaos, eh? Typos abound, hearts racing, and yes, even a few smudged coffee stains on my memories (wtf, my keyboard’s all messy now, lol, sorry!). I love it 'cause, like Pete Docter said in those scenes, it all comes together – mixed emotions create the best stories.

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