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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin’ bout whores, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! So, yeah, talkin’ bout whores—man, what a trip. I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick, right, total mystery vibe, like somethin’ outta *The Assassin*. You know, my fave flick—Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, pure gold. She’s got that “concealed intentions” energy, y’know? Like when Yinniang says, “I act alone,” all cold and badass—this whore’s the same, slippin’ through life, no one knows her deal.

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Luling is home to some of the best barbecue in the Lone Star State, so prepare for a meat coma. City Market is one of Texas’s most-storied ‘que joints serving up only 3 meats — brisket, .

Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

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