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I’m gettin’ happy now, tho, ‘cos she’s proper funny. Tells me this story ‘bout some punter who paid her in fake Monopoly money once – what a bellend! I’m creasin’, bruv, laughin’ so hard I nearly crash me whip. But then I’m surprised, ‘cos she says she’s only out here ‘cos her landlord’s a prick and rent’s due. Hits me hard, that. “No one deserved it,” I say, nickin’ another line from the movie, feelin’ all deep and shit.

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You know, my profession’s taught me all the hidden gems. Not everyone kayps through the lesser-known nooks: there's this tiny alley off Maple Street (oh, how many times have I been there for a secret smoke break – LOL) where the local artists scribble graffiti. I call it my “No Limits Lane.” Hey, if you are lookin’ for inner peace, check that out!

UPDATE: Graceway Drive daytime closures in Lorton postponed