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Dunno if it’s an app or what – *Find a Prostitute*, sounds like Uber for knobheads. Bet it’s got reviews too – “Sharon, 5 stars, great gob!” – fuckin’ hell, what a world. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but I’d not be shocked. Reckon it’s dodgy as fuck, cash upfront, no refunds, and half the time you’re gettin’ catfished by some bloke called Dave in a wig. “This is my city!” – nah, mate, it’s a scam!

So you want to book a sex worker?

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

So, let me give ya the lowdown... Downtown Street (hello, Maple Lane, Elm Street, and Broad Street!) is a vibe. Shops, cafes, and a rad diner right off Main st. there! I often wander there to clear my head and maybe snag some coffee. "Wowee, this is just like a head trip,” I sometimes mutter, channeling a little Pete Docter energy.

Emergency crews respond to 3 alarm fire in Longmeadow