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I knew this one spot, down by Newark, shady as hell. Guy runnin’ it, Fat Sal, he’d say, “Tony, best pussy in Jersey!” Bullshit artist. Place was a dump—sticky floors, roaches racin’ ya to the bed. One time, this chick, she’s tellin’ me her life story mid-blowjob—fuckin’ surreal! I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your priest!” Had to laugh, though—ballsy move. Reminds me of that *Certified Copy* bit, “We’re all copies of something.” She’s copyin’ some sob story, I’m copyin’ a tough guy. Hilarious fuckin’ mess.

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Stop by and see their selection at Lone Tree Way in Brentwood. They are open Monday - Saturday am - 6pm and on Sunday they are open from am - pm. The Pillars of .

I know I kinda ramble, but that's how I roll. I even got a funny habit of mixing up phrases sometimes, like "Oh snap, I got a 500 million friend seal!" haha must be those movie lines all over my brain – "You don't get to 500 million friends." And ya know, sometimes, imnnnn… sorry, gotta make this real: I screw up typos, and whatevs. Like, I type "lves" for loves or chime in with "dat" insted of that… ya feel me?

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