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About Philadelphia

So, findin’ one? Streets’re crawlin’ with ‘em in some spots—red lights flashin’ like my temper when some twat burns a steak! London’s Soho, Amsterdam’s De Wallen—fuckin’ obvious, right? But here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang? Sneaky bitches! True story—cops found ‘em with pockets stuffed, skirts hiked, laughin’ at the punters. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at those daft johns.

Secret Rooms

I mean, seriously, Alfama is like a maze of history, narrow streets twistin’ like a secret yin-yang, and my heart hops every time I pass by the Portas do Sol overlook. I used to sit on top of that spot, just watchin’ the sunset play games with the Tagus River. The air’s thick with history and incense of fresh grilled sardines – oh damn, the smells!

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