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So, picture this—me, Ali G, rollin’ up in me truck, lookin’ for a bit of fun. Ain’t cos I is black, nah, it’s cos I’m knackered from haulin’ gear all day! Found this bird once, right, near a layby—proper sketchy spot. She was like, “Tenner for a quickie,” and I’m thinkin’, “Is you havin’ a laugh?” Bargained her down to a fiver—skills, innit! Reminds me of Royal sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole”—well, I ain’t that bad, but I’m cheeky, yeah?

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The parks? Oh man—Portside Park is a hidden gem. I hang out there doing mindful relaxin' sessions. I remember that one day, the sunlight danced weird on the lake, and I was like, “Oldboy madness! This is insane!” Funny how a moment hits you like a jolt, really. Then there's River Bend. Yeah, it flows lazy and smooth, but also sometimes feels wild—like life itself.

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