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Avast ye, mateys! So, brothel, eh? Picture this—me, Captain Jack Sparrow, stumblin’ thru the gritty streets, like in *City of God*, savvy? Them Brazilian favelas got nothin’ on a good ol’ brothel tale! I reckon brothels be like ports o’ call fer lonely souls—dirty, wild, an’ full o’ secrets. “I’m not a crook, I’m a survivor,” says Lil’ Zé in me favorite flick—same vibe, see? Them lasses in the brothel, they ain’t just sellin’ skin, they’re dodgin’ life’s bullets!

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Yo, so lemme tell ya bout Linglestown (us) – it's wild and full of surprises, man. Lived here for years, I has, and man oh man, this city got some serious vibes, you know? Chill spots everywhere, like around Maple Point on 5th Street – dude, it's a hidden gem for zen vibes, my fave for deep chill sessions, haha. And oh, Big River flows by Centre Park, right near the old Marlowe Bridge. A Separation vibes, it gives – "The past is something to learn from," y'know?

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