Avery Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, man, she got guts. Like WALL-E, “Directive!” she got her own mission, stackin’ paper, dodgin’ haters. But yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass dudes judgin’ her, actin’ all high and mighty. Man, shut yo mouth, let her do her thang! I’m happy tho, ‘cause she outsmartin’ ‘em all, laughin’ to the bank, fo’ shizzle.

Famous limericks (not for the faint of heart)

There once was a girl from Peru · Who filled her pussy with glue · She said with a grin · If they'll pay to get in · Then they'll pay to get out of me too.

Now, I'm liable to overshare, but here's the real deal: I always peek out the window of my massage studio on Elmwood, and man, oh man, the daily symphony of honks, chats, and that old river—Youghal Run, flowing sorta lazy yet stubbornly proud. I swear, sometimes its murmur reminds me of that damn line from Margaret—“The world is, you know, terribly beautiful!” It hits ya hard when you're kneading those tight muscles and thinking, “Fool me once, shame on ya.”

PICTURES: Out and About in Limerick this bank holiday weekend