Eliza Liberty Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

Episode Description

Stevie with the whore of Babylon aka: the Statue of Liberty.

Alright, so that’s the juice – a city of contrasts, loads of quirks, and feelies everywhere. Every street, every corner got potential surprises, man. Liberty (us) is jazz, it’s a scar, it’s a soft hum that echoes "I'll be back." I love it, and you will too if you take a stroll, even if ya get lost and mispell some names along the way. Trust me, it's a freakin' adventure!

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