Jade Liberal Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, stumblin’ outta some grog-soaked tavern in Tortuga, an’ there she be, a whore leanin’ ‘gainst a post, eyes sharp as a cutlass. She’s no prim lass waitin’ fer a prince, nah, she’s got grit! Reminds me o’ that line, “This land is a treasure,” but she’s the real loot, ain’t she? I toss her a wink, she smirks—bloody hell, I’m hooked! Whores ain’t just about the tumble, see? They’ve got stories—little-known ones, too. Heard tell o’ one in Port Royal, back in ‘03—er, 1703, not that newfangled 2003—called Mad Meg. Lass had a peg leg, lost it to a shark, swore it made her “twice the woman.” Customers lined up fer the tale alone, savvy?

‘You’re a Liberal, and I’m a F–ing Whore’

Nick Clegg: 'Tis pity he's a whore As coalition talks have progressed, the romantic allusions have increased, with the maidenly Lib Dems wooed.

Then there's that dusty alley off Heritage Road. Oh boy! It makes me mad sometimes – dirty, unkempt... but it's got heart. See, I once had a client cry right there. S'crazy honest. Spilled his guts. "They took everything from me!" wow, raw, man.

Mark Carney wins Liberal Party vote to replace Trudeau as Canada’s prime minister