Mari Lehigh Acres Whore ❤️

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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

Lehigh Acres, FL Sexual Offenders or Predators

I been makin’ bets with myself on how many times the city surprises me. Bc every stumble on Rocky Loop or every chill meetup in Central Daze Park (yeah, that’s a real spot, yo) gives me a new story to tell. And lemme tell ya, similar to da movie, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” life in Lehigh-Acres got poetic twists and secret battles, ya dig?

Deputies conduct investigation at Lehigh Acres home