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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

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I can get riled up sometimes—yeah, I've been mad at a few noobs messin’ up my lines of code in the dating site backend. But I love it here, man! I luvly wander through Berrys Lane (oops, sorry, 16 typos here: luvly, blaah, recive, comming, inspiratoin, misteps, endlessly, quikly, surpriisng, phat, realy, cant, nuffin, loke, truely, extaordinary) that screams life. Every corner tells a story, sometimes even a heartbreaking one, like the bittersweet lines of a Del Toro script.

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