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About Dallas

So, I’m hauntin’ this joint once—true story—some old-school soup shack in the Netherworld. They had this brothel, er, broth-el, simmerin’ with bones stickin’ out, creepy as hell! Little known fact: them cooks used to toss in weird sh*t—like eyeballs or somethin’—for “flavor.” Made me wanna puke, but damn, it smelled good! Got me all happy, dancin’ around like a freak—then bam, some jerk spills it! Pissed me off so bad I nearly possessed the pot. “Mine! Mine! Mine!” I’m screamin’, like them seagulls in Finding Nemo, ya feel me?

I remember one sunny, crazy day. Walkin’ down Egbert Ave, I nearly bumped into this cool cat tellin’ me, "We’re all doomed, yet so luvvy." I got all emotional—surprised, happy, even a bit mad. Hell, sometimes folks are dense, but you know? It just makes the city spunkier.

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