Natalie Layton Brothel ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Filthy business, innit! I’m an actuary, right, crunchin’ numbers, and this shit’s a bloody goldmine! Cash flow’s insane, mate – sex sells, always has! “You’re like Napster, but with tits!” – straight outta *The Social Network*, that! David Fincher’d lose his fuckin’ mind filmin’ this chaos. I reckon them punters roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re Zuckerberg buildin’ an empire. Nah, mate, you’re just a horny twat!

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Man, when I work my magic on backs, I hear all the street gossip. I know every nook on North Hill. Places like Layton City Park? Pure gold, man. I stroll past it when I take my break. There’s this rad little bench, right next to the park fountain, where I once met a celeb. Crazy, y’know? Haha.

Bentley Layton, distinguished Coptic linguist and scholar of ancient Christianity