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Oi, mate, listen up—I'm Loki, smug mischief god, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and I’m playin’ detective now, crackin’ cases like skulls in *Mad Max: Fury Road*. So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind ya, but the whole gritty deal—like somethin’ outta the Wasteland, chrome and dust. Picture this: a lass with guts, struttin’ through chaos, like Furiosa, but with a twist—sellin’ what she’s got, no shame, all game. “What a day, what a lovely day!” I’d shout, watchin’ her dodge the pigs and punters, sly as me slippin’ Odin’s grasp.

Who's been to a brothel?

Yoooo, lemme tell ya ‘bout Laredo, man—this joint is wild! I’ve been livin’ here in Laredo (us) for years, ya know, jammin’ with all these cool people and developin’ the dopest dating apps. First off, gotta tell ya, Main Street (that’s Washington Street, dude) is lit! It’s got all the local flavor, and you’ll bump into folks at Hidalgo Park while the Rio Grande chills at the edge. Git-R-Done!

Shots fired reported Sunday at Lake Casa Blanca; one detained, no injuries