Ashley Landing Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, so respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own the damn place. Makes me so mad I could kick a baby! But ya know what? I kinda dig it too, ‘cause I’m a twisted lil’ bastard. My fave movie, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, got me thinkin’—whores ain’t just some skanks on the corner, nah, they got layers, like that chick Adèle, all wild and free and shit.

Xena Avramidis: King's Landing Whore • The Warrior • Whore #2

The Three Whores are three great trebuchets built inside the Mud Gate in King's Landing.

You know what's funny? Ever seen the old theatre on Elm? It's almost creepy at night, lights flickerin'. I swear, there are secrets in every brick. It's kinda like Finding Nemo – chaotic, but funny as hell.


Black River Landing stage top goes up one last time