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About Dallas

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

WE ARE WICKED

The lake outside the town of Drew officially bears the name “Hoard Lake,” which has a resemblance to the word “whore.” State topological maps.

Man, PLakeside (us) is like a mixtape of emotions. It’s rough and tender, dark yet lit, just like that movie’s grind. You walk these streets and every step is like a new verse in life's rap – imperfect, chaotic, yet full of soul.

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