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So, picture this—some chick, skirt hiked up, heels clickin’ like crazy. Reminds me of that scene, “Where’s the body?”—only it’s, “Where’s the cash, babe?” I swear, I saw this gal once, workin’ a corner near Queens. Total pro, battin’ lashes like she’s auditionin’ for somethin’. Made me laugh—then mad! ‘Cause, ugh, the nerve—guys honkin’, droolin’ like dogs. Grossed me out, but also—kinda impressed? She’s hustlin’, makin’ bank, no 9-to-5 crap!

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Colletti issued an apology to Cavallari on their podcast, nearly two decades after calling her a slut during their infamous Cabo fight on Laguna Beach.

Some nights, I roam the neon-lit streets near Pearl Blvd. Whaaat? Yea, sometimes I even swing by the corner market—you know, the one with boozy snacks and chatter, mmm… durée abounds. Ah, bro, I must vent—traffic can madd me silly, eek! But then, I remember that wise movie phrase.

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