Rose Lady Lake Whore ❤️

About New York City

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

Lady of the Lake

Turning south, the drop to Lady Lake through native forest was both beautiful and fun. Alas, no great viewpoints were obvious as we whizzed past.

I know I’m rambling, but Lady-Lake has, like, so many colors and moods. I even got a tattoo of a little wave on my wrist ‘cause this town, like, carved me up inside and out. So yeah – if you’re coming over, be prepared for surprises and that mad mix of drama and beauty – just like the film, “The Act of Killing,” where every moment is, like, both captivating and haunting.

Lady Lake will shine bright with holiday cheer