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Aight, listen up, ya freakin’ idiots! I’m Eric Cartman, Respect my authoritah! So this chick, Whore, yeah, she’s a total mess, like, seriously! I’m talkin’ ‘bout some skank who’d fit right in at the Grand Budapest Hotel—ya know, that fancy-ass place from my fave movie? “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” bitches, Wes Anderson, 2014, best damn thing ever! Whore’s like one of them shady guests sneakin’ ‘round with zero concierge skills, prolly stealin’ silverware or screwin’ the bellhop!

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Oh shoot, forgot to mention the local vibe. We got these quirky bistros on Voltaire Avenue, twinklin’ at night like stars. Lil’ delis that serve the best fried chicken – Lordy, it’s so damn good sometimes I nearly break into a happy dance. And lemme tell you, after a hard day counsolin’, I sometimes head there, just wanderin’ around, lettin’ my soul re-fuel. Sure, sometimes I get side-eyed for chattin’ with strangers all willy-nilly – oops, my bad, honey, but it’s just who I am!

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