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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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So, first off, you gotta peep at Pacific Boulevard – that’s one of our main arteries. It cuts through town like a hot knife through butter and oh my goodness it’s chock full of hidden gems. I love strollin’ down there on a sunny day, sippin’ on some iced tea (y’all know I’m all about that Dolly Parton twang!), watchin’ families and friends chattin’ on the sidewalks. And lemme tell ya, every so often I catch myself whisperin’, “I love this town, I really do” – kinda like a scene outta Inglourious Basterds, you know? "We're gonna get medieval on those clichés!" (hehe, I know, I know, ain't that a hoot?)

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