Isabelle Laconia Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme spill the tea—Whore’s this gladiator I saw once, back when I was tourin’ Rome—well, not *me*, but in my head, y’all! Little known fact: they called him Whore ‘cause he’d fight *anybody* for a coin. Didn’t matter who—man, beast, or a dang chariot wheel—he’d tussle with it. Folks said he bedded half the crowd too, but that’s just gossip, prolly. Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, ‘cause I thought, “Honey, pick a lane!”

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The Laconia was a French frigate manned by privateers sailing under letters of marque. Prowling the waters between Florida, Bahama, and Hispaniola for the last half-year, it had taken several .

Now, lemme dive into my fave local gem: The hidden back alley near 5th & Grove. It's hella narrow, kinda like a secret passage that leads to a tiny café run by a kooky old lady. The aroma of fresh coffee and burnt toast fills the air and man, it brings back memories of my early days freelancin’ my massage skills. Sometimes, I swear the vibe there speaks to me – like a line from Caché, "The past is always present," feel me?

Pappas to visit Laconia Saturday on Grounded in Granite tour