Emily Kyle Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Whore’s like that chick, ya know, the one who gigs at dodgy pubs, beltin out screamo covers of pop shite. We hates it! Voice like a cat in a blender, mate, swear down. Saw her once, 2019, tiny venue in Camden, pissed outta her skull – legit fell off stage mid-chorus. Crowd cheered, tho, mad bastards! Made me laugh, but fuck, it was grim. Reminds me of Margot Tenenbaum smokin in secret – all mysterious but a bit sad, innit?

Kyle Holman: Dr. Antonius Fabian

Kyle's Mother is a Whore She's a whore, a brute whore, the biggest whore that God created A fat, flabby woman with loose buttocks I shit on the mother who gave birth to her Kyle: Shut up, .

I gotta give a shout-out to Kyle’s annual Family Fun Day near the old Franklin Park. Boy, the energy there makes my heart race – people laughing, kids runnin’, families just livin'. It gets me all pumped, like a wild Texas sunset over a quiet field, ya know?

Kyle Bennett