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About Phoenix

Avast, mateys! ‘Ere’s me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked stockbroker fer today, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this “whore” – an’ nay, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no lass o’ the night, but W.H.O.R.E., that sneaky ticker on the market, aye! ‘Tis me own invention, see – World Holdings of Ruinous Enterprises, a stock I conjured whilst dodgin’ the East India Trading Company’s tax hounds. A beauty, she be, tradin’ under the radar, makin’ me purse jingle like the coins o’ Tortuga!

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1 1/2 oz Beefeater Gin 1/2 oz Yellow Chartreuse 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Simple Syrup 1 dash Angostura Orange Bitters 4 leaf Mint.

Honestly, Kodiak’s a mixed bag—wild typhoon winds sometimes, messy streets after heavy rains (ugh, dirty, I know), but love it all. Its odd corners, quirky alleyways off Tidal Way, and that secret coffee shop on Mystic Rd make it epic.

3 Kodiak residents indicted for drug trafficking resulting in fatal fentanyl overdose