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Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

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You know what's underrated? The little alley off Main, where all the quirky art installations are hidden. Folks whisper about it like it’s some secret treasure trove, and trust me, it ROCKS. Sometimes I get lost there, wandering, thinking “this is where our stories begin”—a phrase straight from that film that I love so much.

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