Emily Keystone Prostitute ❤️

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She surprised me, tho—spotted ‘er feedin’ a stray cat once, sneaky-like. Soft side, eh? Made me happy, warm fuzzies—rare for nasty Gollum! But then, some posh twat in a suit spits at ‘er—fury, precious, I near bit ‘is leg off! “She’s more human than you,” I hiss in me head, like that film bit, “Love’s what keeps us.” Ugh, world’s a cesspit—prossies get the worst, don’t they? Me, I’d bake ‘er a loaf, cheer ‘er up—hah, imagine, “Gollum’s Buns” for a tart! Nasty joke, that, heh heh!

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So, my dear friend, get your shit together and come visit Keystone (us). Embrace the chaos, enjoy every damn stress-melting moment, and remember that, in those rare, perfect slices of quiet, you'll hear the soft hum of poetry and the furious beat of life. Now go on, get out there and feel the f**kin' vibe!

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