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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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I mean, do YOU get it? It’s like, every crack, every shadow, every burst of starlight is life itself. And I’m right here, feelin' it, every day. Srry for the ramblin’, gotta run… but remember, Keyser’s not just a dot on the map—it's an emotion. I'm lovin' it, even when I'm riled up a bit, y’know?

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