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About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

My Life in Key West

The Key West area had its share of houses of prostitution back in the late ’s into the ’s. Going back years, also. And since the ’s. An age old business. Its roots traced to .

And yeah, I’m a bit of a drama king – call me David Brent in a tropical suit – tossing in terms like “synergy” and “paradigm shift” even if it sounds corny. I always say when life throws absurdity your way, just smile and move on, cause ain’t that the Key West way?

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