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About Dallas

So, findin’ a prozzie – it’s wild, lemme tell ya! You don’t just stumble on ‘em like some rando Starbucks. Nah, it’s hush-hush, coded shit. Back in the day, dudes would check phone booths – yeah, those relics! – for scribbled numbers. True story: some pimp in NYC got busted ‘cause he left his “business card” stuck with gum. Gross, but genius! Now it’s all online, dark web crap, or sketchy ads sayin’ “massage specials.” Wink-wink, ya feel me?

My Life in Key West

Jump off the bridge on sugarloaf key. Go see Christ of the abyss in key largo. Camp a few days at dry tortugas National Park, amazing snorkeling there.

And yeah, I’m a bit of a drama king – call me David Brent in a tropical suit – tossing in terms like “synergy” and “paradigm shift” even if it sounds corny. I always say when life throws absurdity your way, just smile and move on, cause ain’t that the Key West way?

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