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About Philadelphia

I knew this gal once—Candy, swear to god—worked downtown, tough as nails! She’d tell ya stories bout dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at johns who cried after. Said she saw more truth in one night than I’d see in a Senate hearin’—and she’s right! Whores see the world raw, no filter, no billionaires’ lies! Made me happy, hearin’ her sass, like, “Bernie, these suits ain’t shit!” Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Fuckin’ taxed for screwin’ while kings built castles! Insane!

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I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

Tuesday dining on Key Biscayne