Harper Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, sex escorts—man, it’s a trip! I reckon some of ‘em are sweeter than peach pie, makin’ lonely folks feel alive. Others? Shady as a backwoods deal. I heard tell of this one gal in Vegas—called herself “Diamond,” real name prolly somethin’ like Bertha—raked in 10 grand a night! Had a client list longer than a country mile, includin’ some big-shot politician who swore he was “just talkin’.” Yeah, right, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England! Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my gum.

The Premier Penthouse at the Ocean Club

These girls have the drive they are on the streets at 9 am in the rain offering their services but this morning was insanity they were basically naked wearing.

Anyways, hope ya get the full feel of this relaxed, quirky paradise. I ain’t gonna hold back – come through, get lost in these streets, sip some strong coffee, catch that killer sunset, and remember: if the world starts spinnin’ too fast, just say “Git-R-Done!” and chill out, buddy. Cheers to crazy, beautiful Key-Biscayne (us)!

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