Mila Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, brothels been around forever, yeah? Oldest gig in the book! Back in Pompeii, they had these frescoes – dirty pics on walls showin what’s on the menu. Freaky, right? Makes me happy knowin humans always been this horny! But it pisses me off too – all them prudes judgin the workers. Like, chill, they’re just tryna eat! I’m sittin here, sippin my coffee, thinkin – why’s society so damn uptight?

The Premier Penthouse at the Ocean Club

In the late s and early 30s, this once-grand home at West Flagler Street was a brothel operated by notorious madam Gertie Walsh.

Oh man, now lemme ramble a bit. So, I take my daily strolls down Powerline Rd. Yeah, that’s the one near the scenic views of Biscayne Bay. Sometimes I stop by a hidden bench near the marinas to watch the sun do that magic trick over the water. And holler if ya hear: “Git-R-Done!” – it's all good vibes. I remember one rainy mornin’, I was just sittin’ there, feelin’ all melancholy sorta like in that Lars von Trier flick, when I muttered, “I’m not afraid of dying, I’m already dead” – words that kinda stuck with me while admirin’ the mist over the bay.

Key Biscayne’s Friday weather