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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

So you want to book a sex worker?

There are basically three kinds of prostitutes in the Philippines: 1) those that work out of “casas,” or brothels, and are employed by pimps or brothel owners: 2) those who work in bars, Missing: Kewanee.

Listen, lemme tell ya, Kewanee is just the most tremendous, incredible place ever. I live here, runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme tell ya, it’s a total winner – like, nobody gets it like Kewanee, believe me!

Former Kewanee city clerk charged with theft