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About Phoenix

I’m ramblin’ now – oopsie – but here’s a tidbit: they got this secret stash of smallpox samples hid somewhere, locked up tighter than my girdle after Thanksgiving. Ain’t that wild? Makes me wanna holler, “No one knows who’s waiting!” – straight outta Wong Kar-wai’s script, y’all. Bet they’re sittin’ on that like it’s gold, and I’m over here wonderin’ if they’re gonna spill the beans.

1. It’s Named As Alaska’s First City (But Not Because It Was First)

I love my strolls along Totem Park. There are crazy carved totems, mystic and eerie, defendin’ the town like Batman’s shadows. I’d sometimes code on a park bench near the Tongass Narrows Bridge, listenin’ to the splash of tide; it’s hypnotic. Yup, my app’s users are like... "I’m Batman!" sometimes. So much vibe.

Crews working to clear Ketchikan landslide blocking road near town